Soccerball Update

Haha, those football fans, eh readers? Where better to find a group of cheeky individuals than on the terraces? Of course, since the Grange Hillsbrough disaster, terraces have been "disallowed" from Premier league football! They've been "sent off"! They've been "ruled offside"! They've been "caught having group sex in a hotel room with an underage girl, narrowly avoiding heavy jail time, some may say due to celebrity status"! Haha, but all jokes aside, football's a funny game! Actually, it's not, what's funny about it? Who invented the phrase it's a "funny game"? There's barely anything comical about it at all. Apart from Aston Villa's continued mediocrity, eh readers?! Nah, that's not funny either. Just incredibly dull. Imagine being an Aston Villa supporter. I'd rather wash my face with bees. Yeah, but all jokes aside though, here's some of the latest football chants hitting football stadia near you!

"Good decision, good decision, good decision Re-fer-eeeee!"

"And it's [Name of team], [Name of team] F.C.! They're 13th in the table, and not all that good really!"

"It's just like watching Grimsby, it's just like watching Grimsby, it's just like watching Grimsby..."

"Referee, referee, we disagree with your decision but respect your author-i-teeee!"

"Referee, referee, what you up to next Tuesday do you fancy going for a drink, oh well what about Saturday, I'll get my wife to knock some food up for yooooou."