Wednesday

Today is Wednesday.

Therefore, like all Wednesdays, I went out and shot some people. It's a mid-week thing. If I don't shoot at least 7 people, of varying races, genders and religions (I don't like to be prejudiced), then I go mad and end up going on a killing spree. So I have to kill a few to save a few more.

Then I went home and fed the dog. He loves me, my dog. Especially since I feed him on only the most succulent of morsels. Thighs, mostly.