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From the journals of Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer, May 1856:

"I picked a fight with the Duke of Kent, resulting in me tipping a rather priceless grandfather clock upon the Duke's head. Both the clock and the Duke were broken in the melee."

Further drunken shenannigans HERE.

This is about the time that I have my yearly wash. I carried my bath out in to the garden. Luckily it was raining, so it filled up fairly quickly. I built a fire underneath the bath to heat it up a bit, then i climbed in. It was luxuriating. After a couple of hours, when my skin was sufficiently wrinkly and several neighbours had called the police, I stood up, scrubbed myself down and then I made sure i washed my penis at least twice. Once to clean, once to polish. When I was satisfied that it was in a suitable condition, I leaped out of the bath and ran down the street, ready for my days work as the local naked mad-man.