Week of 06/05/2007 - 1:00am to 13/05/2007 - 12:59am

House: Why me? Sarcastic quip!

[Music that's just enough not like Teardrop to avoid getting sued]

House: Ok, this is unusual, but I think it's a rare disease!

One of the doctors: I disagree!!!!!!!

House: My decision is final!

...

The aussie one from Neighbours or something: Oh no the doctor was sort of wrong and now it's got worse and he's right sick and he's being sick and he's got a bit of sick on me!

House: You could say he's "sick"!

The black one: Hahahahaa now's not the time for jokes, Doctor!

[House hobbles on the spot for a few minutes]

House: Hmm, I need to figure this out with a couple of unlikely placed clues. But not for a bit.

[Activate side story]

The fit doctor: House why are you so damaged!

House: Something giving away why I'm like this but nothing too revealing!

The fit doctor: Oh!

[Re-activate main story]

House: I've figured it out just in time!

The black one: I'm going to say I doubt your findings to give the story more drama!

House: Let's place a small bet on it.

[Later on, at the restaurant]

House: Ooh, I'm so full! With food!

Aussie: You could say we've got a full house!

Everyone: Hahahaha!

[House takes Toadie from Neighbours to the side]

House: This is your final warning.

[Credits]