Week of 20/05/2007 - 1:00am to 27/05/2007 - 12:59am

Alan thought long and hard.

"Right, I have my first wish."

"What is it?" asked the Genie. "I am here to grant you your deepest desire!"

"I wish for another genie, exactly the same as you, but without any of the rules. Oh and also it's a hot chick with massive tits and she walks around with her tits out and I get to look at her tits."

"GRANTED."

And as she materialised, her garguantuan tits swaying as she spun into existence, Alan thought of all the hardships in his life. With a blink and a smile he forgot them all.

Gazing upon her tits, Alan opened his mouth to utter his first wish. Her tits twitched in anticipation. He approached and whispered into her ear, gazing down towards her tits as he did so.

Alan stared at her now bigger tits as he considered his next move.